Friday, October 5, 2007

News in Brief

The news from Yuba today, briefly:

-Concert attended.
-Man arrested.
-Baby born.
-Knuckle cracked.
-Mystery revealed.
-Greetings/goodbyes.
-Look given.
-He won.
-He lost.
-She said.
-Cabbage, lots.
-Event cancelled.
-Sneezing (various).
-Toxic contamination.
-Emergency evacuation.
-Survival information.
-Post late.

3 comments:

Darby said...

toxic contamination? uh oh.

Nik Frank-Lehrer said...

It's really kind of amazing how many different ways you come up with to write as little as possible.

Anonymous said...

I think it's amazing that you haven't eulogized Lois Maxwell yet.