Saturday, September 1, 2007

The Sports Page

What can be said about the news from Yuba today? Such a dark, dark day it was.

At this time, in our shell shocked state, we can only reiterate what most Yuba citizens already know: Yuba Tech University has lost its season opening Ultimate Frisbee game to the Barker Creek Middle School JV squad. As a team high in the national polls, the Yuba Foons were the clear favorites to win what most considered only a "tune-up" game. But the brutal results of the contest have gut-punched us all. For sanity's sake, we'll refrain from covering the game in any further detail, but you can read all about it (if you must) at our sports affiliate's site here.

Making matters worse, Barker Creek only has a Walking Score of 3:

2 comments:

Nik Frank-Lehrer said...

I don't get this. Is it some kind of reference? Inside joke? Confusing.

Pop Doyle said...

No inside joke. No confusion. Just a sports report, Mr. Frank-Lehrer.

(for those of you who don't know, Mr. Frank-Lehrer is just being difficult because - though an alumnus - he refuses to take any interest whatsoever in the proud tradition of Yuba Tech Ultimate Frisbee)