Jalen the Cat here with the crime beat for this week.
Monday - Intruder alert. False alarm. Was actually my own tail.
Tuesday - Nothing happened.
Wednesday - My day off.
Thursday - Intruder alert. Not a false alarm. Someone clearly broke in and ripped open my food bag. It couldn't have been me, as I am perfectly incapable of getting on top of the fridge. Nevermind that I wasn't that hungry when Kelly got home at 10:30 PM despite not having been fed all day. I wasn't hungry because I was in shock! Over the intruder!
Anyway, old Pop Doyle is out watching basketball, and I know he didn't want to lose his streak. So I'm filling in ... again. And I've never even been to Yuba!
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Jalen's a cat.
Why is the cat's name Jalen?
My original humans named me after Jalen Rose, the greatest basketball player who ever lived. He has a blog, just like me. Other Jalen
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