Google Page Rank Champions

In a tremendous upset over the post offices of Yuba City, California, The Yuba Post is now the highest ranking result of a Google web search for "the yuba post" (searching without quotation marks!). Apparently the Obituaries Page is the number one "the yuba post" site, which really isn't surprising considering the enormous popularity of what is our most painstakingly written column. Even though we don't actually understand how Google page rankings work, The Yuba Post would still like to thank everyone who made this victory possible.

Also, it has come to our attention that a Google search for "the yuba post" brings up the question: "did you mean "the juba post?" The Juba Post is a Sudan newspaper that we have no affiliation with. It was also possibly shut down by the Sudanese government two years ago. We understand this is a little confusing, and if anyone has been trying to read The Juba Post these past few weeks, we sincerely apologize. This is The YUBA Post, and we rarely write about Sudan.

...Though if the demand is there, we can certainly divert a few resources away from covering Yuba cribbage...