Monday, July 30, 2007

Weekend News Roundup

Yuba news highlights from the weekend:

-Mrs. Toofelstipe's puppy given bath, new toy.
-California license plate spotted.
-4,926 vehicles drive through town. 3 stop.
-Yuba Creek flows continuously.
-Old Mrs. Farnsworth criticized by Tricycle Gang members for being "a mean old hag."
-For the third straight weekend, Yuba Post offices struck by eggs. The chicken farm down the street continues to deny responsibility for their amazingly powerful birds.
-Friday night sunset ruined by rain clouds.
-After lengthly renovations, the Yuba Pub Tavern and Brewery Yum Yum reopens for the first time since The Prohibition of 1974.
-Saturday Rain Festival ruined by sun.
-The Yuba Pub Tavern and Brewery Yum Yum burns in a fire following a drunken brawl.
-Yuba Village Council reinstates Prohibition.
-Sunday Solar Eclipse Party ruined by uncooperative lunar orbit. Party rescheduled for next weekend.

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