News in Brief

Today, Yuba's own Dr. Smitty - in association with the Yuba Tourism Board - scientifically disproved the widely held notion that "there ain't no cure for the summertime blues." According to the study, the cure is a long vacation in Yuba. Dr. Smitty said he does not plan to publish his results in any health journals, nor will he announce his study to any reputable sources of information (we assume he means other than the Yuba Post). The details of the study were not released.