The Yuba Post Recommends: September

Today in Yuba it is the third day of September. That means we're two days late on our Month Recommendation Series! This is the second month in a row we've been late, which might lead readers to assume that we're just a poorly run organization of hacks. But we can assure you that that's just not true.

So, without further ado, here's a list of reasons to LOOOOOVE September (compiled, as always, by our dedicated interns):

-September is the 9th month of the Yubagorian Calendar.
-"Septem" is Latin for "seven," which might make one initially wonder why September is the 9th month and not the 7th, until one remembers that few people in Yuba can speak Latin and it therefore doesn't matter.
-The German festival "Oktoberfest" begins in September, which is even more questionable, but again, doesn't really matter since few people in Germany speak Yuban.
-For those of us who don't count February, September is the shortest month of the year! (tied with a few others, of course)
-September 9th is National Grandparents' Day!
- September is a good month for your girlfriend to have a birthday.
-The autumnal equinox is currently held in September. This has something to do with the earth's axis and its orbit around the sun, but all you really need to know is that Fall begins on the 23rd.
-Brandon Hall is unaware of September. And if he was aware of it, he'd probably be indifferent.

That's all for September. Our list would be longer, but our interns start school tomorrow and have to get a good night's sleep.

Goodbye summer vacation!
AND GO SEPTEMBER!