Monday, August 13, 2007

Ah, But Now We've Changed the Locks!

Mr. Kundinger thinks he's very clever for sneaking into our office yesterday, but now we've changed our locks! Let's see him substantially humiliate us now!

We're even one step ahead of him. We knew that a shamed journalist (one of the most deviant creatures known to man) such as Mr. Kundinger would stop at nothing to continue his attacks, so our new locks have NO KEYS! That's right, nothing for him to steal or blackmail from our employees. Our new front door is number-coded! Only those who know and enter the secret passcode of 7-0-2-8-4 will be granted access to our offices. Good luck breaking in now, Dinger!

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