Monday, August 20, 2007

The Missing Page

MISSING PERSON

Jeffrey Philip Richardson
Age: 24
Occupation: Former Journalist
Eyes: Deep, dreamy blue
Skin: Silky soft Caucasian
Height: 6'3"
Weight: That's personal

Missing Since: August 15th, 2007

Last Known Location: The Yuba Creek Natural Area in Yuba, Michigan.

Last Known Photo of Jeffrey, taken at the Natural Area:
Last Person to See Jeffrey: The photographer of above picture.

Recent Photographs of Jeffrey:

Head Shot:

Photo from the Neck Down:

Jeffrey's Cat:
If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of Mr. Richardson, please write theyubapost@yahoo.com

No reward has been offered by friends or family.

2 comments:

Nik Frank-Lehrer said...

I think this is the plot twist that will launch TYP into the stratosphere.

Pop Doyle said...

"TYP" - I like that. But Kelly suggests, "The YP," which is also nice. Preferences?