Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Weekend News Roundup

News in brief from last weekend:

-Mrs. Toofelstipe's gerbil gets new cage.
-Abandoned car found on Yuba Road.
-Village Council meeting canceled due to lack of interest.
-Yuba Post Building struck again by eggs.
-Abandoned pair of sunglasses found in Yuba Creek.
-Chiclets Gum machine in Yuba-Bam! Diner runs out of gum.
-Bake sale canceled due to lack of baked goods.
-Abandoned watch, compass, cellphone, camera and water bottle found near Natural Area.

-Oh, and we also received an unlabeled videotape with a bloodstained note insisting that we post its contents:



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