Dear Yuba Post Readers:
As you may know, the Yuba Post management decided to fire me, but, being the numskulls that they are, they forgot to take away my keys. So, while they were outside taking their evening siestas (who siestas in the evening anyway), I deleted today's article--an intriguing exposé on how Marc Cuban plans to buy the Chicago Cubs and relocate them, Wrigley Field and all, to Yuba--and replaced it with the following useless, random, and uncited fact:
In Baltimore, Maryland, it is not legal to take a lion to the movies.
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... too bad you're fired.
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