Letter from the Editor

The entire staff at the Yuba Post offers its sincere apologies to the good people of Yuba for the previous day's entry, asdfaaasdfaaaasdfaaasasaasdf. The poor quality of reporting demonstrated in the article is beneath the excellent reputation of our publication, and is an insult to the above-average reputations of our readers. Furthermore, it appears that no amount of spellchecking or Wikipedia-based fact-checking (the usual crutches of all our best editors) could ever hope to make sense of the article. For the time being, the news that was being reported yesterday remains a mystery.

But rest assured that the Yuba Post has not given up. An explanation for "asdfaaasdfaaaasdfaaasasaasdf;" "whoooo hooooooo!;" "hibity jibity hibity jibity hibity jibity;" and "chugga chugga chugga chugga" will be found, and one that, we're sure, will make absolute sense in hindsight and will cast no doubts whatsoever upon the reliability and professionalism of Post staff. Just today, in fact, our editorial board worked overtime (at subscribers' expense) assembling a special task force whose sole mission will be to uncover the author(s) and meaning(s) behind the July 31st post.

In the meantime, we will continue to update our readers on all publicly acceptable, non-embarrassing/non-incriminating information as it is uncovered.

Again, our sincerest apologies.

Fans of the Yuba Post's "Month Recommendation Series" will find August's entry posted tomorrow. The post was postponed by this post after the previous post required posting a follow-up post. We apologize for any inconvenience, anger, or illness that this change has caused (though we do not accept any fiscal liability).